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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluedog
    Hire a hooker to seduce him. What he needs is a shock to his system. He may even become somwhat agreeable afterwards.
    Dang, I couldnt expose a poor hooker to that. It would be wrong.

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    My neighbors are a mother and daughter with two loudmouth little dogs. The mother has had a foot removed (diabetes?).

    I have gotten animal control after them several times.
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    A foot removed from what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninteen11
    A foot removed from what?
    You know: she has an artificial leg now. As fat as she is she probably lost it due to diabetes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zane Zackerly
    You know: she has an artificial leg now. As fat as she is she probably lost it due to diabetes.
    I thought she may have been extremely tall or something. Do you call her "stumpy"? Perhaps we should hook her up with my neighboar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninteen11
    I thought she may have been extremely tall or something. Do you call her "stumpy"? Perhaps we should hook her up with my neighboar.
    I call her "Fat Bitch that lives next door."

    I'd like to call her "History."
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    Maybe he could just get some .22 Aguila .22 super colibri ammo. Then take the contract out on the dog that all the neighbors are offering. I think they were going to give you 25,000 for the dog. Now the neighbor would be another story.

    Good Luck


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zane Zackerly
    My neighbors are a mother and daughter with two loudmouth little dogs. The mother has had a foot removed (diabetes?).

    I have gotten animal control after them several times.
    Oh, that's easy. Hook the daughter up. THe mother will fight like hell to drive off any man who comes around, but once she finds someone, she'll be gone, and the mother will die soon afterwards.
    "if you jokers can't handle Bluedog's comments you are nothing but a bunch of woosies. There's a real simple way of solving your frustration. There is a place for you to click on called "Log Out" in the upper right portion of your monitor screen while you are at this website. Just click on that and don't ever log back in here and your problems are solved." --Pogo


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    I know what I would do.

    When that one foot fat lady is out shopping or what ever, Id scoop up the dogs & take them to the vet & have their feet amputated.

    When the daughter gets home she will think the foot thing is contageous & she will shoot through while she still has hers. She will be on a milk carton. Hop a long the fat lady will come home & have a heart attack at the dogs & you will be sweet.

    They should starve within a week.

    Thats my plan.

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