I was at the doctors' yesterday for a small skin cancer. She says, 'because of the new computer system I have to ask you a few questions'. She starts with the normal checking of name, address, height, weight, meds, and then she says, 'do you keep firearms in your home'?
Without skipping a beat I say, 'Ma'am, during your menses, would you consider your flow regular or is it heavy at times?' She looked at me like someone had smacked her across the face, and I said to her, 'Exactly I have as much need to know that as you have a need to know what I do or don't keep in my closets. Any other questions you have for me?'
She replied in the negative and we proceded with the problem at hand.
Phuque that hi-yellow POS in the WH.