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    Default Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms

    Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms | Fox News


    I don't think this what Bill Gates had in mind when he offered $100,000 to someone to invent the next generation condom.

    Just when you though the bacon fad was fizzling out, J&D's Foods --the same Seattle-based company that brought us the bacon coffin and bacon mayonnaise (all real products) -- now has introduced Bacon Condoms that claims to "make your meat look like meat."

    As an added bonus, each condom is coated with its very own J&D’s baconlube.

    From it press release: "Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon."

    And just when you hoped America's bacon fad was dying out, the company is also releasing Bacon Sunscreen.

    Why? According to the release, "science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of Bacon to coconut, which makes this the most anticipated new product of the summer."

    Please, put a fork in it.
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    Maybe the guy who got his genitals chewed off was wearing one of these and she was hungry. LOL

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    guess that means there will be more Jews and Muslums, since they don't eat pork
    Sprat and sprat1 are one and the same.

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    How did Karl miss this one?? Heh..Heh
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    Tha is Sooooooooooooooooooo Wrongggggggggggggggg
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    Finally! Now all we need are bourbon flavored dental dams : )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprat View Post
    guess that means there will be more Jews and Muslums, since they don't eat pork
    LOL! Yeah I was gonna ask if they were Kosher.
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    Great quote from Tom Selleck on Bluebloods last night: "Bacon, the ultimate test of Faith!"

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    Oh, good. Now we have bacon-wrapped tubesteak.

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