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    Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock
    A man from northwest suburban Roselle, in DuPage County, faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually abused his pet peacock.
    David Beckman, 64, of the 600 block of East Devon Avenue, was charged with the crime after police learned the bird died while they were investigating Beckman about an alleged case of indecent solicitation of a child.
    Source: Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock | NBC Chicago
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    That's freaking twisted, but I can see "abusing your peacock" as a euphemism for masturbation. LOL.
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    Must have been a rich dude. Everyone I know uses chickens.

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    What's the world coming to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by willie View Post
    Must have been a rich dude. Everyone I know uses chickens.
    Bwahaha!

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    Well as they say the diffrence betwween kinky and perverted, KINKY is defined as using just the feathers! Perverted is when you use the whold damm bird!!!!!!,,,Doc

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    Karl strikes again!

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