Best Joke Ever
A man dies and went to heaven. As he stood in front
of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall
of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Everytime you lie the
hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's
Mother Teresa's, The hands have never moved
indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands ahve
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies
in his entire life."
"Where's Obama's clock?"
"His clock is in Jesus' office. He's usiing it as a