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    Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat’s milk.

    One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

    "This is my oldest son, he’s a martyr."

    "This is my second son. He is a martyr also."

    After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully,
    "They blow up so fast, don’t they?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by romaniac View Post
    What do you call a peice of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
    A map!
    I thought that was Afghani toilet paper?
    HART SYSTEMS
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evr_tP9cJWY
    Pull up your pants, turn off that damn rap and speak clear English, if you want to talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by romaniac View Post
    Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planning to leave me?”

    She replied, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”

    Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, “that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."
    Oh yea. I like that one.
    Hunter

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    Thanks! You got em Romaniac! LOL

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