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    Default EPA employees told to stop pooping in the hallway

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    EPA Employees Told to Stop Pooping in the Hallway - Fedblog - News - GovExec.com

    Disgruntled much? I loved the part where they labeled the perps as a "poop bandit". Hah! I can just see it now, the conversation in jail after arrest ...

    Bank Robber : "What are you in for kid?"

    EPA employee: "Poop Bandit".

    And then everyone moves away from him on the bench!

    Let the jokes begin!

    I really don't know what to say about this recent News Dump!

    You just can't make up shit like this!

    Our federal employees hard at (grunt) work!

    They they say no job is complete until the paperwork is done!
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    what great management and hiring skills the federal government must have--

    you would think that these morons would be happy to even HAVE a job!

    what kind of moron would poop on the floor of his do-nothing air-conditioned job?

    sounds like some federal jobs need to be culled---

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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthTexasGuy View Post
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    EPA Employees Told to Stop Pooping in the Hallway - Fedblog - News - GovExec.com

    Disgruntled much? I loved the part where they labeled the perps as a "poop bandit". Hah! I can just see it now, the conversation in jail after arrest ...

    Bank Robber : "What are you in for kid?"

    EPA employee: "Poop Bandit".

    And then everyone moves away from him on the bench!

    Let the jokes begin!

    I really don't know what to say about this recent News Dump!

    You just can't make up shit like this!

    Our federal employees hard at (grunt) work!

    They they say no job is complete until the paperwork is done!
    LMFAO!!!! Yeah I can picture that STG!!
    Enforcement, NOT Amnesty!!!!!!

    "If they’re going to come here illegally, apply for & receive assistance through a corrupted Government agency encouraging this lawless behavior, work under the table & send billions of dollars each year back to their families in Mexico, while bleeding local economies dry, protest in our streets waving their Mexican flags DEMANDING rights, while I have to press ’1′ for English, then they need to be shipped back to where they came from!" -Chad Miller

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    That's what you get when you hire illegals, they have no idea what a toilet is for, they most likely think it's the water cooler
    "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem" Ronald Reagan

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    maybe that why obongo is arming the EPA ??? , they got to stop the poop bandit before he becomes poncho via!

    LOL

    viva the poop revolution!!--LOL

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    So the guberment has cameras everywhere except in their own house? Kinda woulda figured that. This story stinks.

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    epa guys just trying to 'go green' and save resources like water and trees

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    "Confounded by what to make of this occurrence, EPA management “consulted” with workplace violence “national expert” John Nicoletti, who said that hallway feces is in fact a health and safety risk. He added the behavior was “very dangerous” and the individuals responsible would “probably escalate” their actions."
    EPA Employees Told to Stop Pooping in the Hallway - Fedblog - News - GovExec.com

    I am more impressed that they had to fork over American taxpayer $$ for someone to tell them crapping in the hallways is not such a good frigging idea. WTF over??
    EPA employees in Denver? Let your imagination run wild who these new employees are? In their country it is normal, now their here. Welcome too De Los Estados Unidos.
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    It mostly likely wouldn't have been so bad if the person would of used their poop-pourri
    "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem" Ronald Reagan

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    i wonder if the media is going to turn "the poop bandit" into some kind of hero?

    maybe if he is a gay-communist that hasn't got enough change yet???

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