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    Default Jay Leno Fired by Barky

    Received this in an email:


    Read the below comment then I thought, "What's more extreme than a narcissist?"

    This seems to make sense if you believe that Obama is a narcissist.

    WHY NBC GOT RID OF THE FUNNIEST MAN

    ON LATE NIGHT - JAY LENO

    News is leaking out from Hollywood executives in-the-know that the Obama White House had been
    leaning on, pressuring executives at NBC for the last two years to replace Jay Leno because the
    comedian was criticizing President Obama every night. Obama didn't like it and considered it a
    racist attack on him.

    Since his inauguration in Jan. 2009 Obama had enjoyed three years of very, very friendly
    routines from all the late night comics on ABC, CBS, and Leno at NBC - there was no criticism at all.

    But after data came to light that $100's of millions had been spent on First Family vacations
    during a recession, Mrs. Obama's unpopular new laws that changed food in
    America's schools and other negative news including the disastrous Obamacare
    rollout & website mess, Jay Leno took his comedy to a different level and
    his ratings skyrocketed - none of the other comics were so bold.

    THESE ONE-LINERS MIGHT BE THE REASON NBC GOT RID OF THE FUNNIEST MAN ON LATE NIGHT - JAY LENO

    Of course NBC was on board when Jay Leno went after Republican George W. Bush every night for 8
    years but they couldn't stomach the fact that Leno's jokes about Obama were
    always right on target about the first black president...and left-leaning
    Democrat executives at NBC were being harassed by Obama himself who thought
    the comedy was a racist attack on him.

    GOLDEN OLDIES FROM JAY:

    "I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the
    IRS."

    On NSA surveillance:

    "We wanted a president who listens to all Americans - now we have one."

    On a new IRS commissioner:

    "He's called 'acting commissioner' because he has to act like the scandal doesn't involve
    the White House."

    On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists:

    "If he really wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The
    doors will be shut in a month."

    Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals:

    "Remember in the old days when President Obama's biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?"

    On Obama saying he didn't know about the IRS scandal:

    "He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS."

    "The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi:

    “Hope and change the subject."

    "It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through
    everybody's phone calls and records."

    "It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the fifth."

    "Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'"

    On Obama's commencement address

    "He told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs."

    On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a Ferris wheel:

    "The only other way to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read the
    official report on Benghazi."

    On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals:

    "They took 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House."

    Now the last and I think best!--

    "These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. It's gotten so bad that People
    in Kenya are now saying he's 100 percent American."

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    does not surprise me in the least
    Sprat and sprat1 are one and the same.

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    Maybe Jay should fire back...
    SOON-We already lost the war. You are the resistance.

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