arab funny
Two Arab friends emigrate to America and agree to meet again in a year to see how well they've learned to be Americans.
So the first Arab, who settled in New Jersey, travels to see his old friend, now living in Kentucky. He proudly starts out by saying "My family and I have become perfect Americans. My sons play little league baseball, my daughters love to watch American Idol and my wife makes the best apple pie in the county."
The second Arab looks him up and down and says, "get offa my land you f-ing sand nigger."
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"The friendliness and charity of our countrymen can always be relied upon to relieve their fellow citizens in misfortune.... Federal aid in such cases encourages the expectation of paternal care on the part of the Government and weakens the sturdiness of our national character...." -- President Grover Cleveland
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Teach a man to fish, but if he'd rather turn around and steal your catch, shoot him.
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