HAHAHA don't know about ya'll but I will have to try a few of these.....lol 
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples? carts when they aren?t looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, ?Code 3? in house wares and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M?s on layaway.
6. Move a ?CAUTION ? WET FLOOR? sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you?ll invite them in if they?ll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ?Why can?t you people just leave me along??
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
14. When an announcement covers over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream ?NO! NO! It?s those voices again!!!
And; last, but no least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, ?There is no toilet paper in here.?