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    Default Blonde dent remover

    A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad
    hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took
    it to a REPAIR shop.

    The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some
    fun. He told her just to go home and blow INTO the tail pipe really
    hard, and all the dents would pop out.

    So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started
    blowing INTO her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little
    harder, and still nothing happened.

    Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you
    doing?"

    The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to
    blow INTO the tailpipe in ORDER to get all the dents to pop out.

    Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "HELLLLOOOO ... You gotta
    roll up the windowwwws
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    booo, hisssss, Bad joke........really bad
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    I thought it was cute






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    SENT TO MY EX-WIFE!
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    Q: How do you drown a blond?
    A: Throw a handmirror in the swimming pool.


    Q: Why does the blond girl next door have big bruises all over her bellybutton?
    A: Her boyfriend is blond too.
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