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    Smile 25 signs you have grown up

    25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke
    any of them.

    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to
    bed.

    5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

    6. You watch the Weather Channel.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook
    up" and "break up."

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed
    up."

    10. You're the one calling the police because those
    %&@# kids next door
    won't turn down the stereo.

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex
    jokes around you.

    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes
    anymore.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car
    payments go up.

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of
    McDonald's leftovers.

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

    16. You take naps.

    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of
    the beginning of one.

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would
    severely upset, rather
    than settle, your stomach.

    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
    antacid, not condoms and
    pregnancy tests.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good
    stuff."

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast
    time.

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces
    "I'm never going to
    drink that much again."

    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer
    is for real work.

    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a
    bar.

    25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you
    congratulate them instead
    of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"
    ~Americanwoman

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    So true!

    ....and to add,

    26. You don't divulge intimate details of your personal life on the internet.

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    Sounds like I need to grow up

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    Funny stuff! I printed this one, too.
    "I Am the Mad Messenger From the Edge"

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    #3 and 22 are giving Tom a bit of problem ....
    When Injustice Becomes Law....Rebellion Becomes Duty


    The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people."

    -- H. L. Mencken

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    that was my feeble attempt at being a smart a**
    When Injustice Becomes Law....Rebellion Becomes Duty


    The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people."

    -- H. L. Mencken

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    I must still be a kid. I still like Taco Bell.
    You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
    I Like 1911's.

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    Can you be grown up and still like "Johnny Bravo"?

    {Johnny Bravo Voice} Hey pretty momma! You're pretty,,,and I'm pretty. Lets go back to your place and stare at each other!

    Top 10 Johnny Bravo Pick-up Lines
    Hey, wanna see me comb my hair really fast?
    Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things; Me!
    Oh Momma, I'm so sweet that I've got a mouth full of cavities.
    Well baby, what's it like looking at the man of your dreams?
    Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop .. whatever you prefer?
    Hey baby, if this shoe fits then I must be your cinderfella!
    Man, it must be great being you watching me!
    I'm a dancer, a romancer, you're a capricorn, I'm a cancer!
    You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?
    If loving me is wrong, you don't wanna be right!
    Always consider potential Allies. Never dismiss that they may be the enemy until proven otherwise. Be careful how you hold both; You could turn one into the other. (63DH8)

    There will always be a large group of people that will be preyed upon, consumed by predators just like in a school of fish.
    Some fish don't venture out into the deep water, others do so only when they've developed big teeth, but most just swim along looking at how blue the water is.
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