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    Two Arab friends emigrate to America and agree to meet again in a year to see how well they've learned to be Americans.

    So the first Arab, who settled in New Jersey, travels to see his old friend, now living in Kentucky. He proudly starts out by saying "My family and I have become perfect Americans. My sons play little league baseball, my daughters love to watch American Idol and my wife makes the best apple pie in the county."

    The second Arab looks him up and down and says, "get offa my land you f-ing sand nigger."
    "The friendliness and charity of our countrymen can always be relied upon to relieve their fellow citizens in misfortune.... Federal aid in such cases encourages the expectation of paternal care on the part of the Government and weakens the sturdiness of our national character...." -- President Grover Cleveland
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    That ain't right
    When Injustice Becomes Law....Rebellion Becomes Duty


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    gee, i wonder where she heard that?
    "my name is mike brandyberry and i hope to be your gunsmith!"

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    Don't have a clue cheezy..............but I bet when she heard it, it wasn't Kentucky either
    When Injustice Becomes Law....Rebellion Becomes Duty


    The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people."

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    ok ok ok, that was cheezy's joke, and i'm sure i didn't tell it right either!
    "The friendliness and charity of our countrymen can always be relied upon to relieve their fellow citizens in misfortune.... Federal aid in such cases encourages the expectation of paternal care on the part of the Government and weakens the sturdiness of our national character...." -- President Grover Cleveland
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    Told it good enough for sprayed iced T.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Preacher
    Told it good enough for sprayed iced T.
    q tips work well on cleaning the keyboard there Preacher
    When Injustice Becomes Law....Rebellion Becomes Duty


    The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people."

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    WOW i got Preacher to spray iced tea! hhahahahaha

    and i can never tell a joke right......ask cheezy!

    this is a big wow for me even my favorite (God knows why) little dancy smilie is appropriate
    "The friendliness and charity of our countrymen can always be relied upon to relieve their fellow citizens in misfortune.... Federal aid in such cases encourages the expectation of paternal care on the part of the Government and weakens the sturdiness of our national character...." -- President Grover Cleveland
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    Teach a man to fish, but if he'd rather turn around and steal your catch, shoot him.

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