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    A blonde goes ice fishing and sets all her stuff up and just as she begins to chop her a hole in the ice, she hears a voice from above say "there's no fish under the ice there"

    She gathers up all her stuff and heads to the other side. Again when she starts to make her hole she hears the voice again " there's no fish under there"

    She looks upward and asks, "Lord are you speaking to me?"

    The voice replys, "NO it's me the skating rink manager"
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    glad i wasnt drinkin' any iced tea when i read that one
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    as the Zamboni goes driving by.....
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