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    What Religion is Your Bra?

    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
    "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
    "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
    "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

    Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.
    Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
    There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

    Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
    The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple..

    The Catholic type supports the masses.
    The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
    The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
    The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

    Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
    If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

    (A} Almost Boobs...
    {B} Barely there.
    {C} Can't Complain!
    {D} Dang!
    {DD} Double dang!
    {E} Enormous!
    {F} Fake.
    {G} Get a Reduction.
    {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

    They forgot the German bra.

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    LOL Nice!


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    Anything more than a handful is a waste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D.B.Cooper
    Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

    I corrected that statement for you .
    ____________
    "The way of the warrior is death, this means choosing death whenever there is a choice between life and death. It means nothing more than this, it means to see things through, being resolved."---Yamamoto Tsunemoto's Hagakure

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    not if you use them as pillows... or to hold kittens





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    Quote Originally Posted by D.B.Cooper
    Anything more than a handful is a waste.
    But you could always come back for seconds!
    Always consider potential Allies. Never dismiss that they may be the enemy until proven otherwise. Be careful how you hold both; You could turn one into the other. (63DH8)

    There will always be a large group of people that will be preyed upon, consumed by predators just like in a school of fish.
    Some fish don't venture out into the deep water, others do so only when they've developed big teeth, but most just swim along looking at how blue the water is.
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