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    Default The gender of non-living things

    You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

    1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

    2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; ittakes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

    3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

    4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male,! because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

    5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,squeezable and retain water.

    6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.


    7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.


    8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.


    9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

    10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
    keeps trying!

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    Good one TAZ. LOL
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    With the exception of #1, I can agree with that.
    You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
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