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    Default Why did the hillbilly girl sell her vibrator?

    She chipped a tooth
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    hey i take offense to that im a hill billy and we got a lot of hill billy girls here that do just fine sucking on there vibrator's without chipping a tooth ! they also do just fine when it's the real deal trust me on this one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by partssman
    She chipped a tooth
    real hill billy girls dont have teeth!


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    LMAO
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    he did say tooth, not teeth.
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    If she has a tooth and not teeth, where's she from?
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