A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde
cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse andwas getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it
to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
Always consider potential Allies. Never dismiss that they may be the enemy until proven otherwise. Be careful how you hold both; You could turn one into the other. (63DH8)
There will always be a large group of people that will be preyed upon, consumed by predators just like in a school of fish.
Some fish don't venture out into the deep water, others do so only when they've developed big teeth, but most just swim along looking at how blue the water is.(GN Member)
Shame on you Taz ................LOL
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LMFAO!!!!!!!! that was a good one Taz!
"The friendliness and charity of our countrymen can always be relied upon to relieve their fellow citizens in misfortune.... Federal aid in such cases encourages the expectation of paternal care on the part of the Government and weakens the sturdiness of our national character...." -- President Grover Cleveland
Teach a man to fish, but if he'd rather turn around and steal your catch, shoot him.
That was bad!
I'm reporting it as a bad post!
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hehehehe I thought that one was cute....and no I'm not a blonde--brunette here I've heard some good brunette jokes, but there's nothing like a good blonde joke......lol no offense to the blondies on the board
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