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    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very
    handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is
    staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to
    offend you" She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
    as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
    hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
    ask that I would find offensive."
    Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well,
    let's see what we can do about that, number one, you have to be single and
    number two, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says,
    "Yes, I'm single and Catholic! "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next
    alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
    blush.
    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear
    child," said the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I have sinned. I
    lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
    The nun says, "That's OK. I'm going to a Halloween party and My name is
    Kevin."
    BOO HISS baaaaaaaddddd joke......lmao

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    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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    good one TAZ!
    "The friendliness and charity of our countrymen can always be relied upon to relieve their fellow citizens in misfortune.... Federal aid in such cases encourages the expectation of paternal care on the part of the Government and weakens the sturdiness of our national character...." -- President Grover Cleveland
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    funny
    I know nothing...........nothing !

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    Ha ha ha!!!!
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