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    OSAMA & THE GENIE

    While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a beach and picked it up.


    Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"


    "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.


    The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."


    Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"


    The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.


    The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

    His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

    God is good!
    "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
    -Benjamin Franklin

    "If the Good Lord wanted me to use percussion caps I reckon the river beds would be full of 'em for the takin"
    Old flintlock shooter I met at the range.

    In this day and age it is easier to stay stupid than it is to stay ignorant. I have had the misfortune to have encountered many informed idiots

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    now thats a good one!


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    "The friendliness and charity of our countrymen can always be relied upon to relieve their fellow citizens in misfortune.... Federal aid in such cases encourages the expectation of paternal care on the part of the Government and weakens the sturdiness of our national character...." -- President Grover Cleveland
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    I love it
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