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    Ghost Sex.....

    A professor at Texas A & M University was giving a lecture of the
    supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people
    here believe in ghosts?"

    About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
    any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

    About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
    here ever talked to a ghost?"

    About 15 students raise their hand.

    "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

    3 students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of
    you ever made love to a ghost?"

    Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his
    glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no
    one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

    The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

    Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats".


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    good one!
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    I actually had a guy work for me that said he did 'a sheep' on many occassions and the process was to put the hind legs in his boots. I asked him if his wife knew (she was a very good lookin girl) and he said yes.
    Suppose it takes all kinds to make this crazy world spin.






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    why on earth would anyone ever admit that if they did it?


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