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    Poof no eyebrows klauss's Avatar
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    Default You know your a traditional muzzleloader if

    In lighthearted spirit, and with no offense intended, and tongue in cheek to Jeff Foxworthy.

    You Might be a Traditional Muzzleloader if You
    . Know that a Sabot (pronounced sa-bow) is a wooden shoe that was thrown into the machinery to shut it down, hence SABOTage.
    . know what Tow is, and what it's used for.
    . know what Moose Snot is.
    . know that Track of the Wolf is more than a footprint out in the woods.
    . make stinky stuff in the kitchen, and yer better half almost doesn't care.
    . have a pick and brush and it's not for yer hair.
    . know that a touch hole liner isn't a sanitary product
    . think cartridge guns are just a passing fad.
    . think a powderhorn is a fashion statement.
    . know that twist has nothing to do with Chubby Checker.
    - You walk around the woods all day half-cocked without your wife or even the warden getting mad at you.
    - You race your wife to the material section of Walmart.
    -You find the smell of sulpher intoxicating
    -You spend more time cleaning muzzleloaders than you do your truck...and enjoy it!!!
    -Have more attachments for your ramrod than you do for the vacuum cleaner.
    -Cut yourself with a flint more often than with a razor.
    - Your most used referrence book is a DGW catalog.
    -If cleaning your nipples doesn't sound dirty
    -That a caplock isn't just used on your pickup's gas tank.
    -You use a smoothbore to shoot down that wasp nest on your livingroom ceiling.
    -the fire dept. has a red X on the map showing the location of your house!
    "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
    -Benjamin Franklin

    "If the Good Lord wanted me to use percussion caps I reckon the river beds would be full of 'em for the takin"
    Old flintlock shooter I met at the range.

    In this day and age it is easier to stay stupid than it is to stay ignorant. I have had the misfortune to have encountered many informed idiots

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    You have a better use for a hornets nest-paperwasp nest then the hornets and paper wasps do

    Your locks don't have any use for a key

    Ball starter has nothing to with foreplay

    Your possibles bag is just as cluttered as your wifes purse

    you can't drink out of your flask


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    those were great. i must NOT be a muzzleloader, but i can recognize the signs

    my dad used to be into it
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