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    Talking Pineapples anyone??

    Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
    cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that
    they could
    live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial
    was to go
    to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of
    fruit. So
    all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

    The first one came back and said to the king, "I
    brought ten
    apples." The king then explained the trial to him.
    "You have to
    shove the fruits up your butt without any _expression
    on your
    face or you'll be eaten."

    The first apple went in... but on the second one he
    winced out
    in pain, so he was killed.

    The second one arrived and showed the king ten
    berries. When the
    king explained the trial to him he thought to himself
    that this
    should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and
    on the
    ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

    The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The
    first one
    asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with
    it?" The
    second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the
    third guy
    coming with pineapples."

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    aw man that's HORRIBLE
    "The friendliness and charity of our countrymen can always be relied upon to relieve their fellow citizens in misfortune.... Federal aid in such cases encourages the expectation of paternal care on the part of the Government and weakens the sturdiness of our national character...." -- President Grover Cleveland
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    LOL thats great!!! Good thing is was in the forest and not the desert where the only fruit grows on the prickly pear cactus.
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