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    A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
    He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
    "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and
    giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free
    education!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am
    Mexican". The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
    "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in
    America!" The person says "I no American, I am Vietnamese."
    The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
    stops,shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful
    America!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!"
    He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you
    an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and
    asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at
    her watch, shrugs, and says... Probably at work!"
    ~Americanwoman

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    that was a good 'un!
    "my name is mike brandyberry and i hope to be your gunsmith!"

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    Sandy...you're bad......but funny
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    The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people."

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    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "The friendliness and charity of our countrymen can always be relied upon to relieve their fellow citizens in misfortune.... Federal aid in such cases encourages the expectation of paternal care on the part of the Government and weakens the sturdiness of our national character...." -- President Grover Cleveland
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    Teach a man to fish, but if he'd rather turn around and steal your catch, shoot him.

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