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    At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various
    > brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's
    > conferencing.
    > Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make
    > the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."
    > Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the
    > finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a
    > Bud."
    > Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdammt. Give
    > me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."
    > Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a
    > diet coke with ice and lemon. Tanks."
    > The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
    > their faces.
    > Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
    > Paddy replies "Well, if you pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am
    > I!!"
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    Gunco Girleen pistol-packin-wifey's Avatar
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    hehheheheh.....gotta love the irish
    "The friendliness and charity of our countrymen can always be relied upon to relieve their fellow citizens in misfortune.... Federal aid in such cases encourages the expectation of paternal care on the part of the Government and weakens the sturdiness of our national character...." -- President Grover Cleveland
    Teach a man to fish, but if he'd rather turn around and steal your catch, shoot him.

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