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    Default Dirty Little Limerick.

    There once was a young man named Perkin,
    Who was never to be seen a?workin?.
    A lesson was taught him
    When the boss finally caught him:
    ?stead of workin? he was jerkin? his gerkin?.
    "I Am the Mad Messenger From the Edge"

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    Here's to the girl I love best.
    I f##ked her nude I f##ked her dressed.
    I f##ked standin' I f##ked lying.
    If she had wings I'd f##k her flying.
    And when shes dead and long forgotten I'll dig her up and f##k her rotten!
    Always consider potential Allies. Never dismiss that they may be the enemy until proven otherwise. Be careful how you hold both; You could turn one into the other. (63DH8)

    There will always be a large group of people that will be preyed upon, consumed by predators just like in a school of fish.
    Some fish don't venture out into the deep water, others do so only when they've developed big teeth, but most just swim along looking at how blue the water is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 75_stingray
    Here's to the girl I love best.
    I f##ked her nude I f##ked her dressed.
    I f##ked standin' I f##ked lying.
    If she had wings I'd f##k her flying.
    And when shes dead and long forgotten I'll dig her up and f##k her rotten!
    EWWWW!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 75_stingray
    Here's to the girl I love best.
    I f##ked her nude I f##ked her dressed.
    I f##ked standin' I f##ked lying.
    If she had wings I'd f##k her flying.
    And when shes dead and long forgotten I'll dig her up and f##k her rotten!
    BWAHAHAHA! I dont have anything that can follow that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cephus
    Walking down cannal street knockin on every door GDSOB I couldn't find a whore
    Then I finally found one she was tall and thin GDSOB I couldn't get it in .
    Then I finally got it in I wiggled it about GDSOB I couldn't get it out .
    When I finally got it out it was red and sore !!



    The moral of my story is never F@$K a whore !!!
    where do you guys get these?


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    From a poem about Columbus my Dad used to quote (only know a couple of verses)

    Columbus had a cabin boy,
    He loved him like a brother.
    Every night round nine o'clock
    they'd cornhole one another.

    That cabin boy, that cabin boy,
    that dirty little nipper -
    He lined his ass with broken glass
    and circumcised the skipper!

    (and)

    He spied a whore upon a shore
    And Columbus did pursue her
    The white of an egg ran down her leg -
    that sonofabitch, he screwed her!

    He screwed her once, he screwed her twice,
    he screwed her once too often.
    He broke the mainspring in her ass,
    and now she's in her coffin.

    (According to Dad, there were over 140 verses like these. Wish he'd have taught me more!)
    Q - What is Bambi?

    A - Viable Target

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    There once was a sailor named Dave

    who found a dead whore in a cave

    she was missin' a tit and smelled like shit

    but think of the money he saved

    member # 575

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    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    took a pig in a thicket to fuck it.
    Said the pig,
    "But my dear, don't you realize I'm queer?
    Step around to the front
    and I'll suck it".
    I challenge you, dare to do GREAT things.

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    There was a Young Lady from Exiter, and all the young men thru their sex at her!

    So just to be rude,she laid in the nude.

    While her parrott, a pervet, took pecks at her!!!

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    There once was a man from Nantucket
    Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
    He said with a grin,
    Wiping cum off his chin,
    "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it."
    "I Am the Mad Messenger From the Edge"

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