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    Default Things to do at Walmart:

    Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner
    is taking their sweet time:

    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they
    aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in
    housewares ..... and see what happens.

    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
    invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
    you people just leave me alone?'

    9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your
    nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
    where the anti- depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission
    Impossible" theme.

    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
    size funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
    position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

    ( And; last, but not least!)

    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then,
    yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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    thats funny
    Jim

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    Back in high-school, we used to open a bag of M&M's and trail them through the store. It usually took a few minutes, but the mexican kids would come crashing around the corner, pushing one-another, and eating the M&M's off of the floor. It was always such a funny spectacle. Me and the other perpetrators were escorted out of Wal-Mart once for this little stunt. Now, there are so many mexicans in that same store that I could be held legally liable for a stampede if I repeated the prank.
    Я люблю работать с очень большими молотками
    Yuh nah waste out yuh chance fi paint di town red,
    Cause when yuh buss it up, a fi mek Babylon fled
    And uh respect rasta livety yuh nah dis no dread

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    Following are emergency PA codes and their meaning:

    Code Adam - Missing Child
    Code Black - Severe Weather
    Code Blue - Bomb Threat
    Code Brown - Shooting
    Code Green - Hostage
    Code Orange - Chemical Spill
    Code Red - Fire
    Code White - Accident
    Department 51 - Security

    Found these for your review...Know i have heard Code Adam several times...
    "No honey, that old thing, I've had that for years"
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