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    12 Cats of Christmas

    For all cat lovers...Meowy Christmas.

    On the first day of Christmas when I brought home my tree -
    My 12 cats were laughing at me.

    On the second day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
    2 mangled garlands and my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the third day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
    3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the fourth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
    4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the fifth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
    5 shredded gifts 4 males a-spraying 3 missing Wise Men 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the sixth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
    6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the seventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
    7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the eighth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
    8 shattered ornaments, 7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the ninth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
    9 chewed-through light strings, 8 shattered ornaments, 7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the tenth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
    10 tinsel hairballs, 9 chewed-through light strings, 8 shattered ornaments, 7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
    11 broken branches, 10 tinsel hairballs, 9 chewed-through light strings, 8 shattered ornaments, 7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.

    On the twelfth day of Christmas I looked at my poor tree - - - - - -
    12 cats a-climbing,
    11 broken branches,
    10 tinsel hairballs,
    9 chewed-through light strings,
    8 shattered ornaments,
    7 half-dead rodents,
    6 fallen angels,
    5 s h r e d d e d g i f t s ,
    4 males a-spraying,
    3 missing Wise Men,
    2 mangled garlands,
    and my 12 cats laughing at me!
    "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
    -Benjamin Franklin

    "If the Good Lord wanted me to use percussion caps I reckon the river beds would be full of 'em for the takin"
    Old flintlock shooter I met at the range.

    In this day and age it is easier to stay stupid than it is to stay ignorant. I have had the misfortune to have encountered many informed idiots

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    I like that!!!
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    silly !












    acurate though
    I know nothing...........nothing !

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    Rosie (1 of 3) don't think that's funny at all, but wishes you all....
















    MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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