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    Talking Memories of Chicago

    As The Mercury Falls

    60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats.
    Chicago people sunbathe.

    50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
    Chicago people plant gardens.

    40 above - Italian cars won't start.
    Chicago people drive with the windows down.

    32 above - Distilled water freezes.
    Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.

    20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    Chicago people have the last cookout before it gets cold.

    15 above - New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
    Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.

    0 degrees - Californians fly away to Mexico.
    Chicago people lick the flagpole and throw on a light jacket over the
    sweatshirt.

    20 below - People in Miami cease to exist.
    Chicago people get out their winter coats.

    40 below - Hollywood disintegrates.
    Chicago's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

    60 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
    Chicago's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
    cold enough.

    80 below - Mount St. Helen's freezes.
    Chicago people rent some videos.

    100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Chicago people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

    297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products.
    Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

    460 below - ALL atomic motion stops.
    Chicago people start saying... "Cold 'nuff for ya??"

    500 below - Hell freezes over.
    The Chicago Cubs win the World Series.
    ~Americanwoman

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