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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    And so it has come to pass.......

    The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini"- Blessed be Mankind.

    A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They pointed out that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.

    The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying: "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini" - Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.

    The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said that they noted that he blessed Mankind and Womankind and asked if could also bless Gay people.

    The next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with: "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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    Gunco Girleen pistol-packin-wifey's Avatar
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    couldnt help but giggle..... perfect joke for an aspiring crumudgeon karl!
    "The friendliness and charity of our countrymen can always be relied upon to relieve their fellow citizens in misfortune.... Federal aid in such cases encourages the expectation of paternal care on the part of the Government and weakens the sturdiness of our national character...." -- President Grover Cleveland
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    I gotta e-mail that one to SP.
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