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    GuncoHolic Rahatlakhoom's Avatar
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    Default Talking Dog for Sale

    A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking
    Dog For Sale." He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in
    the backyard. The guy goes around the house and into the backyard and
    sees a handsome Labrador Retriever sitting there.

    "You talk?" he asks.

    "Yep," the Lab replies.

    "So, what's your story?"

    The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
    was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA
    about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
    country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
    figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
    spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me
    out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down.
    I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security
    work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I
    uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I
    got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
    the dog.

    "Ten dollars", says the owner.

    The guy says, "This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so

    "Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."
    Charter member-Busted Box Club est. 2006

    "I will adhere to the Patriot Act, the one signed in 1776"
    - Marc Anderson

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    Good one, I needed a laugh!
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    Resident Curmudgeon Karl/PA's Avatar
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    I believe it. I have two labs and they're liars too.

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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