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One day there was a blonde standing on the bank of the Ohio River..

She was wondering how to get to the other side...

She looked up and down the river, and across to the other side..

On the other side she noticed another blonde standing by the river..

So she yelled to the blonde, "He how do you get to the other side?"..

Blonde # looked up and down the river, then across to the other side, and yelled at blonde #1 "Your allready on the other side!"