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    Dear Abby,

    My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
    beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse,
    everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he
    lost his job four years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he
    does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullsh*t with his pals, while I
    have to work to pay the bills.

    Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to like
    me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?

    Signed, Clueless



    Dear Clueless:

    Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore.
    You're a United States senator from New York. Act like it!

    A friend e-mailed me this. I thought I would pass it on.
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    LMAO
    Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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    Great puchline!

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    ^^^
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