I've just dropped my 5 year old daughter at school and one of her classmates was already there telling the teacher about a party she had gone to yesterday :

"Teacher I went to a party and they had many ponies to ride, but one of them was punished"

Trying to figure out what she said by a "punished pony" I asked her:

"Alex, why was the pony punished?"

"Because he took a big crap" she said!