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    Default Female Poem and Male Poem

    FEMALE POEM

    I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long.
    One who thinks before he speaks
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I want him to be gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
    And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I want this man to love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    MALE POEM

    I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
    with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
    I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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    BWAHAHAHA!!! so true, but i would change it from bass boat to gun store!


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