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    Talking Don't make a sound

    A plane flying in the 1930s
    In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.

    "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That's too much," said the farmer.

    The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."

    The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

    "Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."

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    Thanks I needed that Taz!
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