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    Cool Redneck Sex Survey ....May not be work P.C.

    1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
    True or False

    2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
    True or False

    3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
    True or False

    4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
    True or False

    5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
    True or False

    6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
    True or False

    7. Semen is a term for sailors.
    True or False

    8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
    True or False

    9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
    True or False

    10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
    True or False

    11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
    True or False

    12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
    True or False

    13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
    True or False

    14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
    True or False

    15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
    True or False

    16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
    True or False

    17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
    True or False

    18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
    True or False

    19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
    True or False

    20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
    True or False

    21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
    True or False

    22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
    True or False

    23. Pornography is the business of making records.
    True or False

    24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
    True or False

    25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".
    True or False
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    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, because I am the baddest motherfu$@er in the goddamn valley.

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    Missed em all

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    The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people."

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    Quote Originally Posted by partssman
    Missed em all


    I patched a tire that had a hole in the sidewall with some epoxy, a bottlecap and some duct tape. It worked well enough to get the truck off the jugline (bonus points for whoever can tell me what a jugline is )and back to the support crew who had a spare.

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    this is all i came up for the definition of jugline... "Juglines - A pretty good way to catch some pretty good catffish. "


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    "The friendliness and charity of our countrymen can always be relied upon to relieve their fellow citizens in misfortune.... Federal aid in such cases encourages the expectation of paternal care on the part of the Government and weakens the sturdiness of our national character...." -- President Grover Cleveland
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    Where do I get the correct answers?......

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    Jug = Geo Phone

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjglith
    Where do I get the correct answers?......
    When ya get 'em.........pass 'em on to me..........please.
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