How to Install a Wireless Security System in Four Easy Steps:
1. Go to a secondhand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo. be back in 1/2 an hour. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed."
"With friends, this is a cool world; without friends, it would be unbearably cold" ...RIP, Lupeloff
Good Ole Boy from a Good Ole Place
"It does not take a majority to prevail ... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men." --Samuel Adams