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    Arrow How to install a wireless security system.

    How to Install a Wireless Security System in Four Easy Steps:

    1. Go to a secondhand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.

    2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

    3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.

    4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo. be back in 1/2 an hour. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed."
    "With friends, this is a cool world; without friends, it would be unbearably cold" ...RIP, Lupeloff

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