Dallas Air traffic Control (ATC), "Tower to Saudi Air 921, you are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air 921, "ATC roger, cleared to land on 9r. Allah be praised."
Dallas ATC, "Tower to Egypt Air 564, you are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R'"
Egypt Air 564, "Thank you Dallas ATC, we are cleared to land eastbound on 9R. Allah is great."
Saudi Air 921, "Dallas ATC! Dallas ATC!"
Dallas ATC, "Go ahead Saudi Air 921."
"Our aircrafts are on the same runway!!!!! We are on a collision course!!!!
"Well bless your hearts.....
Y'all be carefull now, ya hear!"
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
"If the Good Lord wanted me to use percussion caps I reckon the river beds would be full of 'em for the takin"
Old flintlock shooter I met at the range.
In this day and age it is easier to stay stupid than it is to stay ignorant. I have had the misfortune to have encountered many informed idiots