Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do
its own, entitled "Survivor-Texas Style". The contestants will start in
Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down
to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso,
then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll
proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads: "I'm
gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks, Hillary
in 2008, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
"If the Good Lord wanted me to use percussion caps I reckon the river beds would be full of 'em for the takin"
Old flintlock shooter I met at the range.
In this day and age it is easier to stay stupid than it is to stay ignorant. I have had the misfortune to have encountered many informed idiots