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    The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to
    everyone about his hunting skills. The man was
    undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that.
    But then he said that they could blindfold him and he
    would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and
    if he could locate the bullet hole, he would even tell
    them what caliber the bullet was that killed the
    animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove
    it if they would put up the drinks. And so, the bet
    was on!

    They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his
    first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments,
    he announced, "Bear," then he felt the bullet hole and
    declared, "shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.

    They brought him another skin, one that someone had in
    their car trunk. He took a big longer this time and
    then said, "Elk, shot with a 7mm Mag rifle." Again he
    was right.

    Through the night he proved his skills over and over,
    every time against a round of drinks. Finally he
    staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to

    The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that
    he had one hell-of-a shiner. He said to his wife, "I
    know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to
    get into a fight and not remember it. Where did I get
    this black eye?"

    His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got
    into bed and put your hand down my panties then
    yelled, 'Skunk, killed with an axe'."
    "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
    -Benjamin Franklin

    "If the Good Lord wanted me to use percussion caps I reckon the river beds would be full of 'em for the takin"
    Old flintlock shooter I met at the range.

    In this day and age it is easier to stay stupid than it is to stay ignorant. I have had the misfortune to have encountered many informed idiots

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