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    Default 24 hours to live

    Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has
    told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph
    asks his wife for sex.

    Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
    About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
    "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we
    please do it one more time?"

    Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
    Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and
    realizes he now has only 8 hours left.

    He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I die?" She says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time.

    After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep.

    Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses.

    "Honey, I have only 4 more hours, do you think we could............."?

    At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph,

    I have to get up in the morning... You don't."
    "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
    -Benjamin Franklin

    "If the Good Lord wanted me to use percussion caps I reckon the river beds would be full of 'em for the takin"
    Old flintlock shooter I met at the range.

    In this day and age it is easier to stay stupid than it is to stay ignorant. I have had the misfortune to have encountered many informed idiots

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