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    My wife left me...

    I don't understand.

    After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

    Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.

    I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

    She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

    I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

    I don't think she'll be back
    Constitution Or Bust
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    amen brother!

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    I really like that one It made my day.

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    aint that the truth

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    Now that was f*#k'n funny

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    NICE!!!
    Consider this, Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic





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    Howz this ...
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    IF YOU RUN, YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED

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    THat bitch on the bike is just wrong!!!!!!
    Consider this, Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic





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    Hey man! that's my girl!!!





















































    Just kidding
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony
    Howz this ...
    yo tony is that 2ply?lol

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