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    A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

    "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

    My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.

    So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.

    But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

    After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"
    "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
    -Benjamin Franklin

    "If the Good Lord wanted me to use percussion caps I reckon the river beds would be full of 'em for the takin"
    Old flintlock shooter I met at the range.

    In this day and age it is easier to stay stupid than it is to stay ignorant. I have had the misfortune to have encountered many informed idiots

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    Ray Stevens done a song about that called "I am my own Grandpa."
    You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
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    Here it is:

    Now many many years ago when I was 23
    I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
    This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
    My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed

    This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
    My daughter was my mother cause she was my fathers wife
    To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
    I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

    My little baby then became a brother in law to my Dad
    And so he became my uncle, though it made me very sad
    For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
    Of the widows grown up daughter who was also my stepmother

    My Fathers wife then had a son who kept them on the run
    And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughters son
    My wife is now my mothers mother and it makes me blue
    Because altho' she is my wife, shes my grandmother too

    Now if my wife is my grandmother, then Im her grandchild
    And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
    For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw
    As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

    Chorus:

    O I'm my own granpa / I'm my own granpa
    It sounds funny I know, but it really is so
    O I'm my own granpa
    You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
    I Like 1911's.

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    Many years earlier there was another one by singer Dorothy Shay called "Uncle Fud."
    Karl

    I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand

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