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    You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

    1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

    2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

    3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

    5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

    6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey guys, watch this."

    7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

    9. Your junior prom offered day care.

    10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are:"Gentlemen, start your engines."

    11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

    12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

    13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

    14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

    16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

    17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

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    An East Texas couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor asked them why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in North America was Mexican, and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by konrue66
    You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

    10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are:"Gentlemen, start your engines."
    welp that just put the nail in the coffin for me...........lol
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    konrue....you're a bad dude

    How can you live in Arkasas and make fun of us Rednecks
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    Laughing at myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by konrue66
    Laughing at myself.
    you okay in my book Buddy
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