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    Talking FBI Assassin Opening

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
    > interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...Two men and a
    > woman.
    >
    > For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
    > door
    > and handed him a gun! . "We must know that you will follow your
    > instructions
    > no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
    > sitting in a chair...Kill Her!!!"
    >
    > The man said,
    >
    > "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
    > The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
    > wife
    > and go home."
    >
    > The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
    > into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
    > tears in his eyes,
    >
    > "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
    > The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
    > home."
    >
    > Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
    > kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
    > heard,
    > one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls...
    >
    > After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
    > the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
    >
    > "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
    > with
    > the chair."
    >
    > MORAL:
    > Women are evil.
    > Don't mess with them
    >
    >

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    TammiJ, liked that one it was a good laugh thanks for posting it

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    well ........did she get the job
    you got to kill it to grill it...Ted Nugent



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    Very funny!
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