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    Default AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT

    NEW LAW COMING FROM CONGRESS-AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT
    >> (AWNAA)
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    >> WASHINGTON, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation, which
    >> provides new benefits for many Americans.
    >> The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major
    >>legislation by
    >> advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or
    >> ambition.
    >>
    >> "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and
    >> drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in
    >> society," said Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow
    >> People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this
    >> legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors
    >> to a small group of workers, simply because they do a better job, or
    >> have some idea of what they are doing."
    >>
    >> The President pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which
    >> has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to
    >> performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack job
    >> skills, making this agency the single largest US employer of Persons
    >> of Inability .
    >>
    >> Private sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination
    >> against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry
    >> (68%),and home improvement "warehouse" stores (65%) The DMV also has a
    >> great record of hiring Persons of Inability. (63%)
    >>
    >> Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million
    >> "middle man" positions will be created, with important-sounding titles
    >> but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of
    >> purpose and performance.
    >>
    >> Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given,
    >> to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees.
    >>
    >> The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which
    >> maintain a significant level of Persons of Inability in middle
    >> positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium businesses that
    >> agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.
    >>
    >> Finally, the AWNA ACT contains tough new measures to make it more
    >> difficult to discriminate against the Nonabled, banning discriminatory
    >> interview questions such as "Do you have any goals for the future?" or
    >> "Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?"
    >>
    >> "As a Nonabled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who
    >> have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her
    >> position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, MI due to her
    >> lack of notable job skills. "This new law should really help people
    >> like me." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other
    >> untalented citizens can finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
    >>
    >> Said Senator Ted Kennedy, "It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each
    >> and every American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy, with
    >> some sort of space to take up in this great nation."
    >>
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    HUh, whats up with that?????????? did not see a bill # I'd have to see it to see it with my own eyes.......

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    Finally, a government program I'm eligible for!

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    my employer is on the cutting edge of this program. unfortunately, i was unaware of it when i signed on and can't qualify because i've been here ten years and have actually become somewhat of an asset.

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