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    Default Joke my father sent me, who happens to be a lawyer.

    FACTS TO PONDER:
    (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
    700,000.
    (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
    per year are
    120,000.
    (C) Accidental deaths per physician
    is
    0.171.
    Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
    Health Human Services.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Now think about this:
    Guns:
    (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
    is
    80,000,000.
    (YES, that's 80 Million)
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    (B) The number of accidental gun deaths
    per year, all age groups,
    is
    1,500.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    (C) The number of accidental deaths
    per gun owner
    is
    .000188.
    Statistics courtesy of FBI
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    So, statistically, doctors are approximately
    9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
    BUT
    ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Please alert your friends
    to this alarming threat.
    We must ban doctors
    before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Out of concern for the public at large,
    I have withheld the statistics on
    lawyers
    for fear the shock would cause
    people to panic and seek medical attention

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    LOL,
    "To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."
    Ted Nugent - speaking at the NRA convention April 17, 2005

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    Kinda hard to believe that 1 out of 6 doctors kill someone each year...

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    Hence the term "joke".

    I have no idea if any of the information is correct.

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