So the other day my wife came to me and said she wanted $2000 for a boob job, I said why, your boobs are fine.
She said she wanted them bigger. I told her $2000 was too much money for e boob job.
She started bitching about this and that so I said you want you boobs bigger? She said yes.
I told here to go into the bathroom and rub some TP in-between here boobs. She said how will that make my boobs bigger?
I told her it seemed to work for your ass
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Consider this, Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic
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so, after you hid all the guns and knives what did you do ?
That's one of those that should end with:
"The doctor says I'll walk again, but with a limp."
So tell us......
How does it feel, sleeping outside with the dogs?....
“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.”
Officer...The devil made me do it.....thats my story and I'm sticking to it.
ohhhh, that could be used as a reason for justifiable homicide.
I know nothing...........nothing !
I have your home phone number,.....I have your home phone number.
I'm a bookkeeper's son,
I don't wanna shoot no one,
but I crossed my old man back in Oregon,
don't take me alive.