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    So the other day my wife came to me and said she wanted $2000 for a boob job, I said why, your boobs are fine.
    She said she wanted them bigger. I told her $2000 was too much money for e boob job.
    She started bitching about this and that so I said you want you boobs bigger? She said yes.
    I told here to go into the bathroom and rub some TP in-between here boobs. She said how will that make my boobs bigger?

    I told her it seemed to work for your ass
    "Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." - The Duke

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    Oldie but still funny!!!
    Consider this, Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic





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    so, after you hid all the guns and knives what did you do ?

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    That's one of those that should end with:

    "The doctor says I'll walk again, but with a limp."


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    ba dump bump

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    So tell us......
    How does it feel, sleeping outside with the dogs?....
    “Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.”
    Benjamin Franklin

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    hahahahaha....deadman.....hahahahaha
    Officer...The devil made me do it.....thats my story and I'm sticking to it.

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    ohhhh, that could be used as a reason for justifiable homicide.
    I know nothing...........nothing !

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    I have your home phone number,.....I have your home phone number.


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    I don't wanna shoot no one,
    but I crossed my old man back in Oregon,
    don't take me alive.

    ---Steely Dan---

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