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    Gunco Member John Henry's Avatar
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    Default Which Are You .... ?

    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
    Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found
    by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
    the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
    raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and
    you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
    your family. What do you do?

    ............ ................................................

    Democrat's
    Answer:
    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
    hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have
    appropriate safety built into it?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
    send to society and to my children?
    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
    me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
    was stabbing me?
    Should I call 9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
    healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
    days and try to come to a conse nsus.
    .................................................. . ........
    Republican's
    Answer:

    BANG!
    ............... ...........................................
    Southerner's
    Answer: *

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! Click
    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
    Hollow Points?
    Son: Can I shoot the next one!
    Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist






    Freedom .... is never free !

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    i'm from the north but i would defently be the southerner

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    The more you post John Henry, the more I know I'm going to like you when we meet

    Dave

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    definitely a southerner - although one shot one kill could unfairly group someone as a republican.
    "To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."
    Ted Nugent - speaking at the NRA convention April 17, 2005

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    Southerner. I'd want to make sure the SOB couldn't testify.

    BTW, in a true Southern family, every family member carries - not just the dad.


    Did I do that?

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    None of the above.

    The situation would never have occurred because I would have already vaporized all of Islam out of existence years prior.
    " The world is a very dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who do nothing about them." - Albert Einstein, 1879-1955


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    Old poem from my youth ....
    "Two in the heart, one in the head,
    Then you know the fool is dead"


    Freedom .... is never free !

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    Nice!!
    Consider this, Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic





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